Veins SWELL! Shoelaces BUCKLE! Muscles POP & ENLARGE! Skin melanin goes VEGAN?! Shirt RIPS! Socks EXPLODE!
Shorts… well those remain intact.
The Event – King Of The Dot Entertainment’s Battle of the Bay 6
Hosted by Lush1
If ever there was a unknown battle for the fate of humanity that basically saved the human Race, this is it!
King Of The Dot presents Danny Meyers vs Rum Nitty!!!
Two skilled battlers who at the time were still trying to prove their prowess, this matchup had more unknown potency than a prepubescent teen’s testicles.
Held after the venue was supposed to be shut down, in a room with more graffiti than a amateur ratchet’s face on a Friday night. Round 1 is opened up by Danny who quickly gets to cooking like a drive-thru on a Friday night or the wife of a glutton, who just got back from work:
“There’s a difference between idiots and brave men, These bullets are like rainfall on Neanderthal, they make niggas cave in””
This is the first of a constant onslaught of punchlines that leave you thinking Danny Meyers already got a body BagBag prepared with this one…
Then Rum Nitty steps in.
Nitty starts slowly starts scheming:
“Shit just got real Meyers, Im like the end of every Halloween Movie….imma Kill Meyers!”
“First Round Kill Em, Second Cook him, Third Chop Him, then eat him, It’s like I’m bulimic cuz I can only eat in dis order”
Nitty starts cooking. A slight misstep during Danny’s round led to him unintentionally making contact with Nitty, which lead to minute bit of tension between the battlers, however the battle progresses and due to the mutual respect, admiration, and great sportsmanship between the two battlers…although maybe mainly due to the incredible bars dropping, the two MCs end up hugging after every round (and no not like that Mayweather & Pacquiao drivel).
By the time the second round drops it obvious to everyone present this was a classic in the making. A crowd member even chirps in “I must be drunk coz everything these guys are saying is hott.”
“A lima bean in a time machine, I’ll make you a vegetable in the future”
“Homie don’t play yourself, I’ll cut you into so many pieces your funeral will held on a conveyor belt”
“I don’t care what language you speak, cuz after we meet, I bet he pronounce dead.”
“Coz he think he the G.O.A.T, he the one imma Go at”
Rum Nitty’s performance alone here was undoubtably memorable, this was a hott battle, six rounds so incredible aliens halted all their invasion plans and went back home for a cup of tea and some counselling life choices…
…a couple african elephants forgot their place in the ecosystem and flew south for the winter!
This was a classic battle, a must watch for newbies to the genre & great addition to the rap battle culture.
Verdict Danny Meyers vs Rum Nitty
By Simba Hulk Mandizvidza